By Dan Forteza
Funny Travel quotes are a great way to get inspired and at the same time to bring fun and entertainment. There is a simple reason for that: they keep the travel persona in you going! Whenever you are not able to travel for whatever reason, a funny travel quote may help you sometimes to get you moving! So here some of my Funny Travel Quotes collection.
Hi there! First of all, I am Daniel from the Philippines. If you don’t know my story yet, feel free to read this article where I talked about myself becoming a digital nomad. This article was also featured on TripZilla Philippines.
Let me know which one is your favorite funny travel quotes. Enjoy!
Funny Travel Quotes for Millennials
Friends: Why are you always gone? Me: Why are you always here?
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/FRIENDS_-WHY-ARE-YOU-ALWAYS-GONE_-ME_-WHY-ARE-YOU-ALWAYS-HERE_-oaj7fwrww5kk9woaz6cbeqjd3qtkqteswg5ml7ery8.jpg" title="FRIENDS_ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GONE_ ME_ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE_" alt="FRIENDS_ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS GONE_ ME_ WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE_">Dear Flight Attendants, If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money’s worth.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/Dear-Flight-Attendants-If-you-see-Im-asleep-when-youre-serving-snacks-drinks-please-wake-my-ass-up.-Sincerely-I-want-my-moneys-worth.-oaj6u135szma0oggqpuyd9b3aunzkgjqk5gqfbuosg.jpg" title="Dear Flight Attendants, If you see I’m asleep when you’re serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money’s worth." alt="Dear Flight Attendants, If you see I'm asleep when you're serving snacks & drinks, please wake my ass up. Sincerely, I want my money's worth. funny travel quotes">I googled my symptoms. Turns out I just need a vacation.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/I-GOOGLED-MY-SYMPTOMS.-TURNS-OUT-I-JUST-NEED-A-VACATION.-oaj60f66iv34avgrmx40tqadnwlr3p04hlo47jr4sg.jpg" title="I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS. TURNS OUT I JUST NEED A VACATION." alt="I GOOGLED MY SYMPTOMS. TURNS OUT I JUST NEED A VACATION.">Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/Of-all-the-books-in-the-world-the-best-stories-are-found-between-the-pages-of-a-passport.-oakma828uf4rmy1j8c7omv3n29ft57mn7nqw61l3wg.jpg" title="Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport." alt="Of all the books in the world, the best stories are found between the pages of a passport. funny travel quotes. funny travel quotes">Traveling solo does not mean traveling alone. Most often, you meet awesome people along the way and make connections that last a lifetime.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/TRAVELING-SOLO-DOES-NOT-MEAN-TRAVELING-ALONE.-MOST-OFTEN-YOU-MEET-AWESOME-PEOPLE-ALONG-THE-WAY-AND-MAKE-CONNECTIONS-THAT-LAST-A-LIFETIME.-oaj5esvtc1hp9qv9vkoxh6opsv5u2b6dili2uft3wg.jpg" title="TRAVELING SOLO DOES NOT MEAN TRAVELING ALONE. MOST OFTEN, YOU MEET AWESOME PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY AND MAKE CONNECTIONS THAT LAST A LIFETIME." alt="TRAVELING SOLO DOES NOT MEAN TRAVELING ALONE. MOST OFTEN, YOU MEET AWESOME PEOPLE ALONG THE WAY AND MAKE CONNECTIONS THAT LAST A LIFETIME. funny travel quotes">Physically I’m here. Mentally, I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/Physically-Im-here.-Mentally-Im-in-a-pool-in-Bali-ordering-my-third-mojito.-oaj4g8dhze62a12zqmqvrwqfapjuz1xrfhr7g32cqo.jpg" title="Physically I’m here. Mentally, I’m in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito." alt="Physically I'm here. Mentally, I'm in a pool in Bali ordering my third mojito.">My friends don’t ask ‘How are you?’, they ask ‘Where are you?’
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/MY-FRIENDS-DONT-ASK-HOW-ARE-YOU_-THEY-ASK-WHERE-ARE-YOU_-oaj3vlt009xji31m6prm244a0b7w261t9edmbhnda8.jpg" title="MY FRIENDS DON’T ASK ‘HOW ARE YOU_’ THEY ASK ‘WHERE ARE YOU_’" alt="MY FRIENDS DON'T ASK 'HOW ARE YOU?' THEY ASK 'WHERE ARE YOU?' funny travel quotes">Go to work. Open computer. Scroll for plane tickets for 6 hours. Close computer. Go home.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/GO-TO-WORK.-OPEN-COMPUTER.-SCROLL-FOR-PLANE.-TICKETS-FOR-6-HOURS.-CLOSE-COMPUTER.-GO-HOME.-1-oaiovjn9b2movnifr9sbgea2yh3tiq1sccmfw6egao.jpg" title="GO TO WORK. OPEN COMPUTER. SCROLL FOR PLANE. TICKETS FOR 6 HOURS. CLOSE COMPUTER. GO HOME." alt="GO TO WORK. OPEN COMPUTER. SCROLL FOR PLANE. TICKETS FOR 6 HOURS. CLOSE COMPUTER. GO HOME.">On my flight home, I’m already planning my next trip.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/on-my-flight-home-Im-already-planning-my-next-trip-oaio9vh7qkyp7azoawjyyv5hwnx61y0kp35fkij7r4.jpg" title="on my flight home I’m already planning my next trip" alt="on my flight home I'm already planning my next trip funny travel quotes">Packing tip: Never unpack so you’re already packed to go next time.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/packing-tip_-never-unpack-so-youre-already-packed-to-go-next-time.-oaing7ok2scyua2pi2zsaclv2y475s9hya1ue6ig3k.jpg" title="packing tip_ never unpack so you’re already packed to go next time." alt="packing tip_ never unpack so you're already packed to go next time. Funny travel quotes">The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you’ll probably never see again.
<img src="http://dantravels.org/wp-content/uploads/elementor/thumbs/The-hardest-part-about-traveling-is-saying-goodbye-to-friends-youll-probably-never-see-again.-oaklsqadnf6nk7gbdrzn8a0t23nvw06hh2nkmnivpc.jpg" title="The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you’ll probably never see again." alt="The hardest part about traveling is saying goodbye to friends you'll probably never see again. funny travel quotes">
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